I have a new friend request...

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Ive got some applications on my Facebook that are fabulousLike Geo Challenge Bumper Sticker, Lexulous and ScrabulousIve videos on my Funspace my Superwalls graffiti-isedIve comments on my Notes and my now my Flixster has been supersizedIve added Texas Hold em, Poker Palace, Rummy, Gin and WhistAnd Ive just found Im related to a bloke I didnt know existsIm in the middle of a pillow fight and a game of BlackjackIve just been Superpoked and so Ill have to Superpoke em back.

Ive got an invitation to a concert in CambodiaIll rsvp maybe cos you dont want to seem rude do yaCos while Im busy twittring to my fellow baby boo-oomers I am the very model of a Facebook consumer.

Ive Best Friends and Ive Top Friends we play Kidnap, Zoosk and TeterisThey Hug Me Own Me Kiss Me and they all know when my birthday isThey send me cakes and cookies sweets and drinks each time I get a callAlthough you cannot eat them cos theyre only hypotheticalIt says here Im a Vampire and Im in a Mob and Mafia WarIve a little tartan ribbon and I dinnae ken what thats there forIve just done the IQ test which compares me with the nationAnd a test that tells me that I am prone to procrastination.

In short when youre a Facebook user whose deadline is loomingYouve got to ask is it Facebook thats doing the consuming?And so Ive got to leave it now, of course that would be for the bestSo farewell Facebook wait a minute Ive another Friend Request